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athdistractions
Hi everyone. My name is Emily. I'm an Aquarius, I like long walks on the beach and telling people that Daylight Savings is nothing more than an unnecessary control measure the government uses to keep people under their thumb. (Ask me about it sometime, but you're going to need about 10 mins so don't ask unless you're really committed.) At the moment, my favorite cryptid is the Abominable Swamp Slob, but it changes frequently. One day I dream of retiring and living in a small cottage on a mountainside with two golden retrievers and my capable and friendly husband. The cottage is isolated enough that we can wander into the woods to search for the local cryptids, but even if we don't see any it's ok because we love each other and hiking is fun. Our children are content with their lives, and they live at the bottom of the mountain. We visit them at Christmas and the grandkids come up the mountain in the summer. All is well in the world.

Is This What it Feels Like to be a Parent? (How I came to love my ugliest painting yet)

Ok so every now and then I get an urge to make something. A sculpture, a quilt, a video, a song… anything, really. Depends on my mood. On this particular night, I...

St. Francis Xavier’s Arm Hasn’t Forgotten Its Roots, Returns Home to Antigonish For Brief Visit.

The town of Antigonish, NS was abuzz with energy last Monday as they anticipated the arrival of their favorite decaying arm. Perhaps most excited were the students of...

LEAVE RICK ALONE

How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Rick after all he has been...

Tall Canadians Call for the Creation of Bill T183

Tall people across Canada are banding together to put pressure on the federal...

WHITFLIX

Some of you may not know this, but the Al Whittle Theatre is hosting a...

Corn Nuts

Corn nuts come in waves Some may call it a phase Chilli lime...

5 Ways to Keep Those Eyes Dry During Times of Stress

5 Ways to Keep Those Eyes Dry During Times of Stress Tips on how to stop...

7 of Emily’s Favorite Shows

Hello, my friends. These are a handful of my favorite shows (not an exhaustive...