Five distinct buildings
Stacked on top of each other
It's the BAC
It has so much glass
And yet it does not shatter
Huggins Science Hall
It is like the Vil
But the floors are less sticky
The Axe Bar & Grill
Beautiful garden
Whose gates are forever closed
Why, KCIC?
Confusing layout
Drunk teenagers getting lost
Welcome to Cutten
That pretty building
You will only enter twice
Still, I like U-Hall
Saw Trudeau there once
But nothing else happens at
The Fountain Commons
Refuge for first-years
Whose buildings all have guest bans
Basement of Chase Court
Zero waste, but wait--
Everything is in plastic
Wheelock Dining Hall
What to write about...
(Obligatory joke that
Makes fun of Chipman)